Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan

Mobile Bana Hai Har Larki Ki Shan.
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Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan.
MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN.
Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan.
12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan.
Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan.
Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan.
Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan.
Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan.
Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN.

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Usne pukara nahi

Usne pukara nahi

Hum uthkey chaley unki mehfil se,

Pichhey se usne pukara nahi.

Fir khud he ruk gaye kadam,

Kyunki uske bin mera guzara nahi.

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Dosti ki gehrai judai me bhi hoti hai

Dosti ki gehrai judai me bhi hoti hai

Dosti ki gehrai judai me bhi hoti hai,

Baate to hoti rehti hai.

Par bina baato ki dosti jab jinda rahe,

Tabhi usme sachai hoti hai.

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Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota

Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota

Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,

Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.

Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,

Hum sabhi k ho jate hain

Par koi humara nahi hota.

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Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha.

Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha.

Thukra ke usne mujhko,

kaha ki muskuraao!

Maine has diya,

aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.

Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,

Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha.

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Ujre Hue Dil Ko Basane K Liye

Ujre Hue Dil Ko Basane K Liye

Ujre Hue DilKo Basane K Liye Aa
Palbhar K Liye Ankh Milane K Liye Aa
A Dekh To Nazdik Se Mere Jalneka Tamasha
Kab Tujhe Kaha K Aag Bujane K Liye Aa

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Neend ati hai Na maut Ati hai

Neend ati hai Na maut Ati hai

Jisko chaha tha zindagi ki tarah
Chal diye wo ik ajnabi ki tarah
Neend ati h Na maut Ati hai
Dono naraz hain shayad unki ki tarah

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When things go wrong

When things go wrong

When things go wrong
When sadness fills ur heart
When tears flow in ur eyes
Always remember 3 things
God, ur parents & my best wishes

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Have a beautiful and smart week

Have a beautiful and smart week

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I Wish 4 ” U ”
Great start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No stress 4 Wednesday
No worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
& Great fun 4 Sunday
“Have a beautiful and smart week.”

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Maa Sarswati Aapke Jivan Mein

Maa Sarswati Aapke Jivan Mein

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“Saahas Sheel Hriday Mein Bhar De
Jeevan Tyaag Tapomar Kar De,

Sanyam Satya Sneh Ka Var De
Maa Sarswati Aapke Jivan Mein Ullas Bhar De”

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Biwi K Sath

Biwi K Sath

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Dost Pathan Say: APRIL FOOL Manaya? Pathan: Haan Dost: Kis K Sath? Pathan: Biwi K Sath, Hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Dia Jab Wo Pareshan Hui To Hum Bola “APRIL FOOL”;)

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jhoot bolne ki saza in islam

jhoot bolne ki saza in islam

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Quraan Pak Me Irshade Rabbani He “JHOOT BOLNE WALOAN PR ALLAH KI LAANAT” 1st April Ko Jan Boojh Kr Jhoot Boala Jayega Or Jhoot Boal Kar Khushi Manai Jaegi Yani ALLAH Ki Laanat Pr B Muslman Khushi Manaega. Ply 4wrd As Much, Jhoot Boalne Se…

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Sky is in Blue color

Sky is in Blue color

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Sky is in Blue Color Like “You”
Moon in White Color Like “Me”
But Our “SON” is Red Color
“Sorry Spelling Mistake”
Our “SUN” is in Red Color like Red Rose…
April Fool…

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TIME WASTE SMS

TIME WASTE SMS

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Plz don”t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!

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hindi anniversary sms

hindi anniversary sms

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we’ve had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this “thank u &i’ll alwayz love you for what you’ve done for me”u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi’asixenga ngawe(zulu for i’m proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough”i love you”

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hindi anniversary sms

hindi anniversary sms

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we’ve had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this “thank u &i’ll alwayz love you for what you’ve done for me”u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi’asixenga ngawe(zulu for i’m proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough”i love you”

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Dolat sa mohabbat na kar

Dolat sa mohabbat na kar

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Dolat sa mohabbat na kar,

Ae Insan  Kyun K kafan  Ki Jaib nhai hoti…

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BIKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL

BIKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL 

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IKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL FROM DUMPER,TRUCK & BUSES OF PHATANS DUE TO  THREATED OF PHATAN.
PLZ MUST SPREAD TO OTHERS

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Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai|mohabbat shayari

Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai|mohabbat shayari

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Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai

Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai.

Muhabbat Main Dard Mile to Kya Huwa?

Dard k Liye 2 Goli “POSTAN” Hoti Hai. 

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a boy touches a girl everywhere SMS

a boy touches a girl everywhere SMS

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In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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New married couple sms| New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha

new married couple sms

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New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

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sardar jokes in hindi | sardar jokes in hindi latest

sardar jokes in hindi | sardar jokes in hindi latest

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ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

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Woh ladki kitni sundar hai SMS

Woh ladki kitni sundar hai SMS

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

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Jo Hum Mehsoos Kerte Hain sms

Jo Hum Mehsoos Kerte Hyn

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Jo Hum Mehsoos Kerte Hyn

Agar Tum Tak Pohanch Jaye

Tou bas Itna Samajh Lena

Ye Un Jazbo’n Ki Khusbuu Hy

Jinhai’n Hum Keh Nahi Sakte

Magar Tum Jo Ijazat Do

Tou Chand Lafzo’n Main Keh Doon

K Tu Bin Jee Nahi Sakte …

K Tu Bin Jee Nahi Sakte …

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porani haveli main bhoot ka saya sms

porani haveli main bhoot ka saya

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Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya…

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya… 
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya….

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Naaku nuvvante kopam sms

Naaku nuvvante kopam sms

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Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani…
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani…

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Education is the best friend For U

Education is the best friend For U

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“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

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Pyar ka matlab SMS | Pyar ka matlab Shayari

Pyar ka matlab SMS | Pyar ka matlab Shayari

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Pyaar ka matlab…!!!

PYAAR ka matlab KHUSHI aur GHAMI hota hai kissi k liye.!
PYAAR ka matlab HANSNA aur RONA hota hai kissi k liye
Badqismati se kuch log samajh na sake PYAAR ko…!
Ke PYAAR ka matlab JEENA aur MARNA hota hai kissi k liye…!!!

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sms for girlfriend | love sms for girlfriend

sms for girlfriend | love sms for girlfriend

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.

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