BIKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL

BIKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL 

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IKE HOLDER MUST CAREFUL FROM DUMPER,TRUCK & BUSES OF PHATANS DUE TO  THREATED OF PHATAN.
PLZ MUST SPREAD TO OTHERS

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Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai|mohabbat shayari

Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai|mohabbat shayari

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Sachi Muhabbat Bezuban Hoti Hai

Ye To Aankhon Se Bayaan Hoti Hai.

Muhabbat Main Dard Mile to Kya Huwa?

Dard k Liye 2 Goli “POSTAN” Hoti Hai. 

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a boy touches a girl everywhere SMS

a boy touches a girl everywhere SMS

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In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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New married couple sms| New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha

new married couple sms

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New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

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sardar jokes in hindi | sardar jokes in hindi latest

sardar jokes in hindi | sardar jokes in hindi latest

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ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

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Woh ladki kitni sundar hai SMS

Woh ladki kitni sundar hai SMS

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

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Jo Hum Mehsoos Kerte Hain sms

Jo Hum Mehsoos Kerte Hyn

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Jo Hum Mehsoos Kerte Hyn

Agar Tum Tak Pohanch Jaye

Tou bas Itna Samajh Lena

Ye Un Jazbo’n Ki Khusbuu Hy

Jinhai’n Hum Keh Nahi Sakte

Magar Tum Jo Ijazat Do

Tou Chand Lafzo’n Main Keh Doon

K Tu Bin Jee Nahi Sakte …

K Tu Bin Jee Nahi Sakte …

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porani haveli main bhoot ka saya sms

porani haveli main bhoot ka saya

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Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya…

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya… 
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya….

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Naaku nuvvante kopam sms

Naaku nuvvante kopam sms

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Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani…
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani…

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Education is the best friend For U

Education is the best friend For U

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“Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

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Pyar ka matlab SMS | Pyar ka matlab Shayari

Pyar ka matlab SMS | Pyar ka matlab Shayari

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Pyaar ka matlab…!!!

PYAAR ka matlab KHUSHI aur GHAMI hota hai kissi k liye.!
PYAAR ka matlab HANSNA aur RONA hota hai kissi k liye
Badqismati se kuch log samajh na sake PYAAR ko…!
Ke PYAAR ka matlab JEENA aur MARNA hota hai kissi k liye…!!!

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sms for girlfriend | love sms for girlfriend

sms for girlfriend | love sms for girlfriend

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By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.

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